http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_bhAgluKdY



This had me in stitches!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGPEDU8dZWU&feature=fvwk

He's not all there, I'm serious.

We all know someone like that, who goes off on one after a few drinks (or drugs), and you just have to put your arm around them.

He definitely needs to be kept an eye on, he might do a Pepe otherwise one day

Oh yeah, the guy is a ticking time bomb and will do something insane one day, but right now he is playing like a €24m player and enjoying himself a lot, which is why he has all these mad moments of joy

that second video is gold

Gotta love Toni's reaction on the first one.

I wonder if his teammates think Oh god, he's coming torwards me.

he is happy to be in a team and play

Class, the one where he rolls n rolls n rolls n rolls n....

He said that the only thing missing against Lech Poznan was Santa Claus and his sleigh

This guy is funny, every day he has a new comedy picture up on his social network sites.

Joker, I'll have to whip out the Arshavin vids and quotes and chuck them in a thread at some point. Especially for a Russian he is quite eccentric and great to watch on and off the pitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA-HhzqxXS4

LOL he just can't resist it

This is all Melo needs, fragile character.

Fragile character indeed, Felipe Mongo is back.

what an idiot.

Melo will always have this self-destructive tendency; it can be surpressed to an extent, but never completely overcome.

Yeah, seems we either put up or shut up with him. At some point he'll do something mad, we know that. It took 18 games, 1 yellow card and 17 good performances to do it this year which is incredible compared to last season, but he guarantees to cost you points over a season as well.

It should be known that I called his imminent red card today

Shut up, an ignorant fluke

Apparently he cried when he got home. Maybe he should think about things first.

3 match ban, couldn't really have been anything else given previous punishments.

I notice that Paci the little shit got his comeuppance. He has just been given a 4 match man for a horror tackle on Brescia's Eder.

If only Melo was a bit cuter, we'd have 3 extra points from the Parma game and maybe others.

Great job marking Sneijder last night, composed display.

Oh and:

He's got it into his head that we want rid of him now, so he's being his usual tactful and thoughtful self, complaining in the media, saying too many of our team is shit (might be right but not what a professional says), how he'd love to work with Mourinho. He's basically trying to force a move now it's so obvious. He had a pretty good last season with Delneri molly coddling him but he isn't even close to being irreplaceable. No one will miss his moronic play and temper which cost us many points.

Melo just raged on his Twitter that he was going to Sao Paulo but a better offer has come in from a European team, just sorting out details.

Previously he said that Juve wanted him off the wage bill, but that sounds like a cop out. He isn't a top earner at €2.6m.

Quite few sources saying were this team thats bidded! Hopefully were find out more soon enough

Galatasaray announced on their official website that they are in talks. Arsenal might be too, the more the merrier I guess.

With Vidal coming in Melo is 100% sure to leave.

Looks like Galatasaray, they'll loan him for a year for €2m and pay his wages, then buy him for ~€10m.

Official. Loaned to Galatasaray for €1.5m. They can buy him outright at the end for €13m. This is a pretty good deal assuming they do buy him, like our 'obligated' deals. His value is around €15m right now tops.

Damn! Could of done with him tbh even as a loan

At Arsenal??? Song is way better imo.

Hmmm... Song seemed a bit clumsy towards the end of last season and careless! Havnt seen Melo play in a whole though i remember him being one who's not scared of a tackle

Sometimes Melo is great. Sometimes Melo looks Scholes look like a great tackler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAjXZcfa5ko...feature=related